Dear Déus: Terrible Advice For What Ails You

[Imaultis]

Dear Deus,
How do I get Count Jara and Baron Beardy to give me all their Archeage land. I contemplated pulling rank, but when I started to mention it, I'm pretty sure Beardy started to cry.

[jara]

Dear Deus,
How we get Lord Imaultis to stop trying to take everyone's land?

[Déus]

Dear Deus,
How do I get Count Jara and Baron Beardy to give me all their Archeage land.

Cookies. No one can resist chocolate chip cookies (｀∇´)

[Déus]

Dear Deus,
How we get Lord Imaultis to stop trying to take everyone's land?

If he offers a dozen chocolate chip cookies, I don't see how you can say no... :O

[Zyera]

Dear Deus,
How we get Lord Imaultis to stop trying to take everyone's land?

If he offers a dozen chocolate chip cookies, I don't see how you can say no... :O

I was going to suggest building a fence but now that cookies are involved I'm not sure if a fence would help.

[Nakisa]

Dear Déus,

Please tell me, how do I make more good my things knowing? Also, words.

PS; Welcome!

[Déus]

Dear Déus,

Please tell me, how do I make more good my things knowing? Also, words.

PS; Welcome!

Weird Al to the rescue! (Don't drink and watch, it's funny :P)

[Déus]

Another anonymous question to answer:

"Dear Deus, who will win the NBA finals this season?"

Warriors.

"Dear Deus, are you sure? LeBron James is pretty good..."

Warriors will win it.

"Dear Deus, I think you're biased because you live in Cali."

(Force choke)

[Déus]

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Tauntaun cooking advice :P